At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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Today,
in style are small cars,
watches, skirts and mobile-phones...
It will come the time when
SMALL PENIS will be in style, and
then you will be the man!!!
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Penis & Balls arguing.
Balls: Hey, U r very unfair!
Everytime u go in u never bring us along,
only u enjoy!
Penis: Eh, U think its fun?
I always keep vomiting!
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies??
UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available.....
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available.....
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Love is not measured by hugging,
kissing & sex,
love is respect and trust,
accepting person with open legs and closed eyes,
wet lips saying "push it more.."
kissing & sex,
love is respect and trust,
accepting person with open legs and closed eyes,
wet lips saying "push it more.."
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Sex is like pizza.
When its good,
its VERY GOOD.
When its bad,
its Still pretty good
When its good,
its VERY GOOD.
When its bad,
its Still pretty good
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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When you love someone truly,
you don`t look for faults,
you don`t look for answers,
you don`t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
you don`t look for faults,
you don`t look for answers,
you don`t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
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Lady to shopkeeper-Which shampoo should I have ?
Shopkeeper-If you want for your head,
take Head & Shoulder,
But if u want for hair in the panty,
Take panteen
Shopkeeper-If you want for your head,
take Head & Shoulder,
But if u want for hair in the panty,
Take panteen
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Newtons sex laws-
1 A hole always attracts a pole.
2 Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
3 Up & down motion, releases lotion,
wich increases population.
1 A hole always attracts a pole.
2 Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
3 Up & down motion, releases lotion,
wich increases population.
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Newtons sex laws-
1 A hole always attracts a pole.
2 Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
3 Up & down motion, releases lotion,
wich increases population.
1 A hole always attracts a pole.
2 Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
3 Up & down motion, releases lotion,
wich increases population.
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Sharma ji used to fuck mrs Sharma using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital,
when the Doctor came out of OT said,
no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.
Later she was rushed to hospital,
when the Doctor came out of OT said,
no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.
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Ques : What is confidence?
.
..
Answer : I tell u, Once ten boys decided to propose a girl.
9 boys came with rose &
1 boy came wd condom! That is confidence..
.
..
Answer : I tell u, Once ten boys decided to propose a girl.
9 boys came with rose &
1 boy came wd condom! That is confidence..
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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Man: Dr. whenever I look in the mirror, I get
an erection.
Dr: that`s b`coz u look like a CHOOT.
an erection.
Dr: that`s b`coz u look like a CHOOT.
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A pros for nite: 200 Bucks,
Hotel Room: 300 Bucks,
Condom: 10 Bucks,
Erection?
SORRY!!! There r somethings money can`t buy, for everything else there`s Master Card.
Hotel Room: 300 Bucks,
Condom: 10 Bucks,
Erection?
SORRY!!! There r somethings money can`t buy, for everything else there`s Master Card.
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When a woman arouses a man and leaves,
she is known as a Cock Teaser.
What is a male called that does the same to female?
MOISTURISER!!
she is known as a Cock Teaser.
What is a male called that does the same to female?
MOISTURISER!!
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Different types!
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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What a girl wants?
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines.
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines.
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23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving.
Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!
Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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A man wanted 2 get married!
He had a choice of 3 women!
1st woz a rich docter,
2nd woz a poor cleaner &
3rd woz a prostitute!
WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
He had a choice of 3 women!
1st woz a rich docter,
2nd woz a poor cleaner &
3rd woz a prostitute!
WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
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